Dirty Old Man Dave:  'Treat a lady like a whore, and a whore like a lady'

['Treat a lady like a whore, and a whore like a lady': David Letterman stuns his audience into silence with sexist joke by Hannah Parry] "For Mailonline David Letterman stunned his Late Show audience into silence with a joke which has been branded as 'disrespectful to women'.

The veteran host was attempting to warm up the studio audience ahead of his show on Monday when he made the off-colour gag.

Letterman had just opened up questions to the floor, and fielded the first query of the night from a college employee, reported the New York Post.

They asked what advice the scandal-hit comic would give to this year's graduates..." Full text: Treat a lady like a whore, and a whore like a lady': David Letterman stuns his audience into silence with sexist joke Ac 13:10, Is 47:10

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"Jas 3:15 from above...Self-centered wisdom that is consumed with personal ambition is not from God. earthly, sensual, demonic. A description of man’s wisdom as: 1) limited to earth; 2) characterized by humanness, frailty, an unsanctified heart, and an unredeemed spirit; and 3) generated by Satan’s forces (cf. 1 Cor. 2:14; 2 Cor. 11:14, 15)." MacArthur, J., Jr. (Ed.). (1997). The MacArthur Study Bible (electronic ed., p. 1931). Nashville, TN: Word Pub.

"Satan has no happy old men...I don't think there's anything uglier than an ungodly old man. His eyes are like burned out sockets of lust. His mouth is an open sewer. His mind is like a city dump and all he is looking forward to is getting sicker and sicker until he dies and then being stuck in a hole in the ground." ~ Adrian Rogers  

David Letterman on how revealing his affair was the worst time, heart surgery was a joy and taking an anti-depressant the past few years 'saved my life' 1 Co 6:9-11

"The devil offers high wages, but he pays in counterfeit money." ~ Adrian Rogers Pr 20:17, KJV

You've Got The Longest Leaving Act In Town ~ Ray Charles

Squalor of the Playboy Mansion: Hugh Hefner, 89, lives in decaying house where there are more nurses than bunny girls

62 Year Old Jeb Bush: Supergirl is ‘pretty hot’: "She looked kinda…she looked pretty hot...I'm lookin' forward to that." ~ Jeb Bush Mt 5:28

Bill Cosby is charged with sexually assaulting a woman Ex 20:14, Lev. 20:10–12, Ex 21:16

Playboy Mansion for sale: Comes with a dirty old man 1 Pe 4:3, HCSB, 1 Co 6:9-10, Isa 5:20, Ro 8:13, Heb 12:14, Lk 17:26

Response to comment [from a Christian]: "200 million."

If you were a realtor, would you take that listing?
patrick jane View Post
Yes, if it was stocked with Playmates.

I think ol' Hugh is trying to get rid of the evidence before judgment day. 1 Co 6:9-10, Re 7:9
"It's the social sexual revolution of our time." ~ Hugh Hefner

'Playboy Magazine' on sale for $500 million
Top 10 Theories on Letterman’s Creepy Look 1 Co 6:9-10
Town Heretic View Post
When I note grammar it's usually after someone has ridden the "smarter than you" high horse into the sunset while making the mistake.

"It is not intelligence but intellectual pride that shuts people out of the kingdom." ~ John MacArthur
When I see someone write, "You're to stupid to bother with..."

Proof please (Eph 4:14).
Town Heretic View Post
...[P]roof of what?

Proof of someone stating this (Eph 4:14).
Town Heretic View Post
It's funny when someone proudly declares their superiority...

Proof please (Eph 4:14).

"Seriously, stop that."

You have no proof of members writing to tell you that you're:  "too stupid to bother with"  who "declare their superiority".  Do you believe others thinks this of you?

I never said anyone literally said that...

TH: 
When I see someone write, "You're to stupid to bother with..."
It's funny when someone proudly declares their superiority...

"...
so I don't need proof."

Either you don't know proper grammar or you intentionally misrepresent others (example 1, example 2). Let the reader decide (Eph 4:14).
Ask Mr. Religion View Post
I have my pen always at the ready...

1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat)
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
7. Be more or less specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
10. No sentence fragments.
11. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
14. One should NEVER generalize.
15. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
16. Don't use no double negatives.
17. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
20. The passive voice is to be ignored.
21. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.
22. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
23. Kill all exclamation points!!!
24. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
25. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth shaking ideas.
26. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
27. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
28. If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.
29. Puns are for children, not groan readers.
30. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
31. Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
32. Who needs rhetorical questions?
33. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

And finally...
34. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Elaine, the exclamation point ~ Seinfeld
Town Heretic View Post
[Misquoting others] Here's the easiest way to rebut that, name the person or persons I misrepresented.

You removed the examples from my quote (Eph 4:14).

See:

misuse of ellipses


…[Y]ou…can't demonstrate me misrepresenting anyone…

Deceiver/gossip (examples: 1, 2, 3, 4)

…[I]t's a peculiar complaint…

It’s fallacious (Eph 4:14).

…[Y]ou can't cite to a rule being violated by using them.

I’m not here to teach you English 101 (Eph 4:14).
Town Heretic View Post
[Basic writing skills: quotations, ellipses] ...SD can't cite the rule.

I'm not here to teach you Writing 101 (Eph 4:14). Will this go in your small observations thread?

More gems

Bill Clinton: Long time since girl told me 'look great' Ex 20:14

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Sharon Osbourne 'Distraught' Over Ozzy's Alleged 'Emotional' Affair: 'This Is a Double Life He's Been Leading' Ex 20:14, Prov. 2:18, 19, 20:6

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Divorce & Remarriage: A Position Paper by John Piper

Y'all look the same: MSNBC anchor slips, calls Cosby ‘Bill Clinton’ during sex assault report 1 Co 6:9-11

A Scandalous Love Letter From JFK to His Mistress Has Been Unearthed Ex 20:14

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Hugh Hefner Declares Victory in Sexual War Against Republicans Ex 20:14

"The mills of the gods grind slowly, but they grind small." ~ Sextus Empiricus

Murdochs decide to oust Fox News chief Ailes: report Ex 20:14

What about the house comes with a dirty old man don't you get?: Playboy mansion deal falls apart as Hef, buyer fight over access Ex 20:14

Police arrest man, 90, after he reports prostitute ripped him off 2 Cor. 13:3–5

Woody Allen Is Not Interested in Addressing Allegations Against Woody Allen 1 Co 6:9-10

Is Larry King Alive? Ex 20:14

Anthony Weiner carried on a months-long online sexual relationship with a troubled 15-year-old Ex 20:14

Tiger get booted from Ryder Cup team photo Ex 20:14

Bill Cosby Expects to Resume Career After Sex Assault Case Ex. 21:16

Phil Collins opens up about cheating on his ex-wife Deut. 24:4

See:

Divorce & Remarriage: A Position Paper by John Piper

Hugh Hefner Returns to Twitter With Father-Son Photo Lk 17:2
Man claims to have committed adultery with more than 2,000 women Ex 20:14, 1 Co 6:9-10

Arnold Schwarzenegger to New Celebrity Apprentice: I won't be back

Flashback:

Committed adultery with maid, lust child conceived Ex 20:14

Sexual harassment suits: Viewership of 'Factor' drops without Bill Porn O'Reilly Ex 20:14

Porn O'Reilly Leaving Fox News Ex 20:14

Juror Says Bill Cosby 'Already Paid His Price' Ex 20:14

JamesTheLesser View Post
Let us take this man out, drug him, and then rape him.

He's the victim. :idunno:

Bill Cosby Faces Immediate Backlash with Planned Speaking Tour for Men at Risk of Sexual Assault Allegations


JamesTheLesser View Post
Is that sarcasm?  If not, we are done here.


You'd know if I could use emoticons.  Yes, of course I'm being sarcastic.
:doh:

A few housekeeping items: Download housekeeping 11

I add emoticons on my site.  They do not appear online due to
Image  CARM rules.

JamesTheLesser View Post
A perfect response in this world, get accused of something by dozens of women, go on a speaking tour.  I don't think fat albert would approve of his behavior.

:chuckle:

afaithfulone4u View Post
Carnal man can only see the sin of others, but we are called to a higher way in Christ...

Carnal/fleshly men do not have eyes to see or ears to hear (2 Co 4:4). We are to judge rightly (Pr 31:9).

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Hypatia_Alexandria View Post

[Rush Limbaugh and conspiracy theories]

Is his addiction to porn also a conspiracy theory? :idunno: Mt 5:28

See:

Porn

lightwave replied

No, just gossip.

Unfortunately dirty old man, Rush, :vomit: himself told his listeners that he is porn-addicted (Ga 5:19-21). TMI :granite:

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Mathison View Post

I don't know that I can draw any particular political principle from it?

Love your wife (Prov. 5:18, 19, Mal. 2:14, 15) as Jesus loves the church (Eph. 5:25-33). Your children are watching (Eccl 10:2, Jn 10:10).

marke View Post

Sinners should turn to God for forgiveness of sins now while God still forgives.

Time's running out (Re 12:1-2).

marke View Post

Sinners should turn to God for forgiveness of sins now while God still forgives.

Time's running out (Re 12:1-2).

Harvey Weinstein  

Josheb View Post

[Marriage, Family & Adultery] ...Is there a particular point of inquiry?

A pig is a pig is a pig (Mt 5:28, Heb 13:4).

Good Will Punting

Ben Affleck 

Flashback:

...'Wild and Crazy' 

Jimmy Kimmel  

...Defends Lack of Jokes: Not 'Moral Conscience of America'

Alfred Hitchcock 

Steven Seagal  

George Clooney

Oliver Stone

Hemi View Post

What do Bill Clinton and Harvey Weinstein have in common?

Everything.  Same with Trump. :juggle: Heb 13:4

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Wicked Presidents  

Hillary Clinton compares Weinstein to Trump  

awsmmix View Post

I think it was James Carville who said something like:  [“Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find.” ~ James Carville]

Juanita Broaddrick isn’t trailer trash (Ex. 21:16). 

junkyardboy View Post

Other than Hillary as an enabler…

Her husband is the same (Ex 20:14). :squint:

Woody Allen Fears 'Witch Hunt'

Attention addicts/sexually depraved:  Please Watch Winfrey 

Report:  'Today’ Show Editor Fired Over Lawrence O’Donnell Tirade Leak 2 Pet. 1:6 

Reply to Mark Corbett

My Testimony Regarding Watching TV

As a young married couple we owned a small TV set. This was a quarter century ago. Although the content on TV was nowhere near as graphic and explicit as it is now, as a young man I still found that the pervasive sexy images which filled television had a bad effect on my thought life. So I asked my wonderful wife if it would be ok with her if we threw our TV away. She graciously agreed to this. I was young and enthusiastic. I didn’t want our TV to cause anyone else to stumble. So I opened up the back, cut a key wire, and then threw our TV in the garbage can. We have not owned a television since that day.

Honestly, throwing away our TV was one of the better decisions I have made in life. It was around that same time that the Lord called us to go overseas to share the gospel among unreached people groups. We never regretted not having a TV. Joy never “missed” not having TV. We did carefully choose and watch children’s videos with her on our computer. Not having TV was good for her and good for us.

TV eventually crept back into my life. It was probably about fifteen years after we threw away our TV set. We began to rent TV shows on something called VCDs (an old version of DVDs which were popular for a time in Indonesia). We never watched anything R rated. But we started to watch more often, and to be honest, the content was not spiritually healthy. Then we moved back to the US in 2010 and discovered that our internet now had enough bandwidth to watch TV shows on our computers. We chose what we watched and stayed away from MA content. I was probably watching 10 to 12 hours of TV content a week. I knew in my heart that watching TV was not helping me spiritually.

Several times I tried to “cut back”. But it didn’t stick. About 6 weeks ago, I decided to “go cold turkey”. I’m glad I did! Since then I have felt more spiritual energy, and have seen the Lord open some doors for new ministry opportunities. I pray that I will not backslide!

I am not committed to never watching any TV or movies in any setting. If I’m visiting with someone, I feel free to watch some TV with them if they have it on. Also, I still occasionally rent movies on DVD to watch with Hope. But honestly, I am thankful that God led me to stop watching TV again.

You missed out on a sexual imagery problem and adultery (2 Sa 12:10).  She’s got herself a keeper (Pr 20:6). :thumb:

Jim Carrey

 

 

Dirty Old Man Dave:  'Treat a lady like a whore, and a whore like a lady' (TOL), (CARM), (TA)