Dirty Old Man Dave:  'Treat a lady like a whore, and a whore like a lady'

['Treat a lady like a whore, and a whore like a lady': David Letterman stuns his audience into silence with sexist joke by Hannah Parry] "For Mailonline David Letterman stunned his Late Show audience into silence with a joke which has been branded as 'disrespectful to women'.

The veteran host was attempting to warm up the studio audience ahead of his show on Monday when he made the off-colour gag.

Letterman had just opened up questions to the floor, and fielded the first query of the night from a college employee, reported the New York Post.

They asked what advice the scandal-hit comic would give to this year's graduates..." Full text: Treat a lady like a whore, and a whore like a lady': David Letterman stuns his audience into silence with sexist joke Ac 13:10, Is 47:10

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"Jas 3:15 from above...Self-centered wisdom that is consumed with personal ambition is not from God. earthly, sensual, demonic. A description of man’s wisdom as: 1) limited to earth; 2) characterized by humanness, frailty, an unsanctified heart, and an unredeemed spirit; and 3) generated by Satan’s forces (cf. 1 Cor. 2:14; 2 Cor. 11:14, 15)." MacArthur, J., Jr. (Ed.). (1997). The MacArthur Study Bible (electronic ed., p. 1931). Nashville, TN: Word Pub.

"Satan has no happy old men...I don't think there's anything uglier than an ungodly old man. His eyes are like burned out sockets of lust. His mouth is an open sewer. His mind is like a city dump and all he is looking forward to is getting sicker and sicker until he dies and then being stuck in a hole in the ground." ~ Adrian Rogers  

David Letterman on how revealing his affair was the worst time, heart surgery was a joy and taking an anti-depressant the past few years 'saved my life' 1 Co 6:9-11

"The devil offers high wages, but he pays in counterfeit money." ~ Adrian Rogers Pr 20:17, KJV

You've Got The Longest Leaving Act In Town ~ Ray Charles

Squalor of the Playboy Mansion: Hugh Hefner, 89, lives in decaying house where there are more nurses than bunny girls

62 Year Old Jeb Bush: Supergirl is ‘pretty hot’: "She looked kinda…she looked pretty hot...I'm lookin' forward to that." ~ Jeb Bush Mt 5:28

Bill Cosby is charged with sexually assaulting a woman Ex 20:14, Lev. 20:10–12, Ex 21:16

Playboy Mansion for sale: Comes with a dirty old man 1 Pe 4:3, HCSB, 1 Co 6:9-10, Isa 5:20, Ro 8:13, Heb 12:14, Lk 17:26

Response to comment [from a Christian]: "200 million."

If you were a realtor, would you take that listing?
patrick jane View Post
Yes, if it was stocked with Playmates.

I think ol' Hugh is trying to get rid of the evidence before judgment day. 1 Co 6:9-10, Re 7:9
"It's the social sexual revolution of our time." ~ Hugh Hefner

'Playboy Magazine' on sale for $500 million

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Town Heretic View Post
When I note grammar it's usually after someone has ridden the "smarter than you" high horse into the sunset while making the mistake.

"It is not intelligence but intellectual pride that shuts people out of the kingdom." ~ John MacArthur
When I see someone write, "You're to stupid to bother with..."

Proof please (Eph 4:14).
Town Heretic View Post
...[P]roof of what?

Proof of someone stating this (Eph 4:14).
Town Heretic View Post
It's funny when someone proudly declares their superiority...

Proof please (Eph 4:14).

"Seriously, stop that."

You have no proof of members writing to tell you that you're:  "too stupid to bother with"  who "declare their superiority".  Do you believe others thinks this of you?

I never said anyone literally said that...

TH: 
When I see someone write, "You're to stupid to bother with..."
It's funny when someone proudly declares their superiority...

"...
so I don't need proof."

Either you don't know proper grammar or you intentionally misrepresent others (example 1, example 2). Let the reader decide (Eph 4:14).
Ask Mr. Religion View Post
I have my pen always at the ready...

1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat)
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
7. Be more or less specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
10. No sentence fragments.
11. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
14. One should NEVER generalize.
15. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
16. Don't use no double negatives.
17. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
20. The passive voice is to be ignored.
21. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.
22. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
23. Kill all exclamation points!!!
24. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
25. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth shaking ideas.
26. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
27. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
28. If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.
29. Puns are for children, not groan readers.
30. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
31. Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
32. Who needs rhetorical questions?
33. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

And finally...
34. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Elaine, the exclamation point ~ Seinfeld
Town Heretic View Post
[Misquoting others] Here's the easiest way to rebut that, name the person or persons I misrepresented.

You removed the examples from my quote (Eph 4:14).

See:

misuse of ellipses


…[Y]ou…can't demonstrate me misrepresenting anyone…

Deceiver/gossip (examples: 1, 2, 3, 4)

…[I]t's a peculiar complaint…

It’s fallacious (Eph 4:14).

…[Y]ou can't cite to a rule being violated by using them.

I’m not here to teach you English 101 (Eph 4:14).
Town Heretic View Post
[Basic writing skills: quotations, ellipses] ...SD can't cite the rule.

I'm not here to teach you Writing 101 (Eph 4:14). Will this go in your small observations thread?

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Dirty Old Man Dave:  'Treat a lady like a whore, and a whore like a lady'